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Who Are We?
Welcome to Dumbass
Thanks for coming to our website. We just love the fact that you came to see us act like a bunch of dumbasses! We are five
normal teenagers who just like to do a lot of dumb shit. J-Rod's the weird, flexible one, Junior and "Hahn" are the crazy
ones, Mark is the stupid one, and Flip's the one that does the flips(duh!!!)... oh yeah, and he busts his ass, too (sometimes).
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Yo, what's up. I'm Jonathan a*k*a J-Rod and
I'm the weird, flexible one. I...well you don't need to know why I'm flexible. I just am, goddammit. If you've got a problem
wit that, deal wit it.
Devil:
Wuz up! My name's Junior a*k*a Devil. I'm the fucking dumbass out of the five of us. I like
to fight, do stupid shit, and mess around with hoes. I'm the fighter, but i gotta hand it down to my nigga Mark right now.
Mark:
Yo, my name is Marcus, homes, a*k*a Mark
5. I might be the youngest, but I can still do a whole lotta dumb shit. My favorite rapper is Kanye West, and if you fuck
wit him, I'll cut you up like a tuna, homes.
Spike:
I'm Orlando a*k*a Spike. I'm gonna do alot of
stupid shit . I listen to rock and rap music like the other four. That's why we do a lot of the dumb stuff
we do.
Redscorpio:
I'm carlos a*k*a redscorpio I'm the technical
advisor and babysiter for these dumbasses.
We hope you enjoy this website, 'cuz we know we will!!!! Ok fuckers, don't say shit about it.
J-Rod's stunts are also very dangerous and painful to anyone who is not flexible. I don't recommend
that you try this at home, because you could end up hurting in very bad places.
Dumbass is a killing website. We do not do anything to seriously harm each
other or anyone else. We love animals and would never do anything to harm an animal. If you want to try this stuff on your
own have fun and, do it at your own risk.
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