Yo, what's up. I'm Jonathan a*k*a J-Rod and
I'm the weird, flexible one. I...well you don't need to know why I'm flexible. I just am, goddammit. If you've got a problem
wit that, deal wit it.
Devil:
Wuz up! My name's Junior a*k*a Devil. I'm the fucking dumbass out of the five of us. I like
to fight, do stupid shit, and mess around with hoes. I'm the fighter, but i gotta hand it down to my nigga Mark right now.
Mark:
Yo, my name is Marcus, homes, a*k*a Mark
5. I might be the youngest, but I can still do a whole lotta dumb shit. My favorite rapper is Kanye West, and if you fuck
wit him, I'll cut you up like a tuna, homes.
Spike:
I'm Orlando a*k*a Spike. I'm gonna do alot of
stupid shit . I listen to rock and rap music like the other four. That's why we do a lot of the dumb stuff
we do.
Redscorpio:
I'm carlos a*k*a redscorpio I'm the technical
advisor and babysiter for these dumbasses.
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